| i'm on an old-school eminem kick lately. |
[21 Jan 2012|05:56pm] |
So, I was cleaning my apartment this morning, because that's what I like to do at seven am, (especially because you never know when your roommate will mistake the kitchen for a brothel again) when my cat knocked over a picture frame. It shattered, which really doesn't bother me because it didn't have a photo in it yet, just those creepy smiling magazine people that come with the frame.
But I was cleaning up the glass when I found a note tucked into the back of the picture. Apparently, it is a letter to myself from Future!Me. It's written in my own handwriting, too, which either means one of three things:
ONE. I am a time-traveler, which is the worst thing ever.
TWO. I got really, really fucked up one night and have no recollection of writing this letter.
THREE. Either Toby or Waffle has learned to imitate my handwriting and is now fucking with me because they are both aware of how much I hate time travel.
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